would be begging the track workers to help me push the car outside of the gates and in the nearest ditch. With a $500 bonus who can come up with a bloody deer to place in the winshield.
Shit man, $500!!!! You could get that in georgia for a case of busch light. Save your money.
that would be one idea. i don't know if the insurance company would buy it though since it would right outside of one the country's best road courses. you might need to get three or four deer to fake that kind of damage
Just tell them that the front damage was from the deer, and the rest was from all the hillbilly's running after the roadkill

. Sorry, I am georgia bashing? My bad.