Let's spice this up a bit

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ROTFLAMO :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[johnevans3]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one
  entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style." The contestants will all start in
  Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and
  down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso,
  Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to
  Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
 
  Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
 
  "I'm gay, I love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I voted for Al Gore in '02 and Kerry in '04, Hillary for President in '08, George Strait Sucks, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
 
  The first one who makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.  

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Michael Jackson's Plea

[gulf917]

thanks for the earworm...i'll never get that song out of my head now...

Very funny

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The Sheriff in Sebring is driving down US27 and sees a local cowboy coming walking from the track with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks: "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The Local says, "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was at the F-Troop stage rocking out to Lenard Skynard and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her... so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy...So here I am.