I was just telling my girlfriend about this Sunday night. I laughed when the news reported that the Daytona 500 was delayed for hours due to a pothole. She said "that's not nice!" I replied "nothing wrong with that. 'Not nice' is putting a 12 inch dildo in some drunk's hand at Sebring so he can explain it to the cops."
LMFAO
But let me ask,.. Did you have to specify 'not nice' being a "12 inch dildo"? Would it have really been any nicer if it was only a 6 inch dildo? lol